Your 2025 “Wrapped” Is Missing the Most Important Stat

By now, you’ve seen the screenshots. You know your coworker is in the top 0.5% of Chappell Roan listeners. You know your cousin’s “listening personality” is somehow called “Vampire.” You know exactly how many minutes you spent dissociating to ambient beats at 2 AM. We love “Wrapped” because it turns behavior into identity. It proves […]